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Sex kar lene k baad
BOY: Jaaneman ab tumhe woh hoga jise duniya BACCHA kehti hai..
GIRL:meri CHOOT ke aashiq madrchod ab tumhe wo hoga Jise duniya AIDS kehti hai
😄😄😄😄😄😄
Ek Totla Taxi Driver 3 girls ko le ke jaa raha tha..
.
.
Policewala - Ladkiyon ko le ke kaha ja
rahe ho ?
TOTLA - Chodne !! .
POLICE - Kya bakwas hai ye ?
.
TOTLA - Ek ko park me chodna
hai.. Ek ko ghar pe chodna hai..
Itne me tisri ladki boli kya bakwas kar rahe ho..?
.
TOTLA - Tum chup raho nahi to
tumhe yahi chod dunga...
😂😝😂😝
Vakil- Behnji us raat Kya Hua Tha?
1st usne Muje Giraya?
Fir behnji,
Fir Blous Fada,
Fir Behnji?
Fir Petikot Fada,
Fir Behnji?
Fir Apki Behn Chud gayi vakil sahab.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?
Girl-Apna koi time nhi
Jab dil kare so jati hu, aur jab dil kare uth jati hu.
Boy-notty?
Tu bilkul mere 'LUND' pe gayi he.
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
Saas bahu se -Mere pote ki sakal mere bete jaisi Q nahi?
Bahu apni saree upar kar k tange khol k boli Ye CHUT hai CHUT, 14 megapixel ka digital camera nahi
😛😛😛😛😛😛
Rajnikant ne Vidya Balan Ko cycle pe aage bithaya
Vidya-Rajni mujhe dekh Ke Apka khada nhi hota?
Rajnknt-Pagli Ye Ladies cycle Hai.Pata Hai tu kis Pe baiti hai???:-P
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
: -:Wife 2 Husb:- Tumhe Pyar Karna Nahi Aata
Husb:-To Kya Ye 3 Bachey Internet Se Download Kiye Hain?
WIFE:-Nahi Ye To Dusro Ki PEN DRIVE Se Liya Tha....
😛😛😛😛😛😛
Girls ki Upar ki Sab Cheez 'B' se Shuru hoti hai.
Blouse
Bra
Bikini
B_ _bs
Aur
Niche ki 'P' se...
Peticot
Panty
Period
Pu_ _ y.
Is liye admi ko b.p ki bimari hoti hai😂😂
Has mat 😎forward kar 😉😉
Ekdum naya wala h....😆😆😆
Girl (During sex): Nahi ye galat hai.
Boy: But I Luv U.
G: Fir bhi galat hai.
B: Hum shaadi kar lenge.
G: Bhosdike..... jahan daal raha hai, wo jagah galat hai !
🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶
Teacher: Bachchon batao LOVE kyun acchha hai WAR se ?
Saare students ek saath bole: kyunki condom saste milte hain talwar se.
⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔
Wife computer par kaam karte hue apne pati se boli "Koi achha password batana....?"
Husband: "Lund".
Wife has-has ke chair parse gir padi kyuki computer says "Aapka pasword Chhota Hai..."
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕
Lady: Ek shampoo please.
Shopkeeper: Kya dhona hai?
Lady: Kya matlab kya dhona hai, baal dhone hai aur kya?
Shopkeeper: Head ke baal dhone hai toh HEAD & SHOULDERS aur panty ke baal dhone hai toh PANTENE lelo.
Lady: GARNIER de madarchod. Gand ke baal dhone hai.
♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒
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😍😍😜 Girl goes on a date.
Woried Mother gives her
Condom.
Girl Laughs n Hugs Mother & Says :Yahi soch to badalni he Maa.
I'm Dating With Julie, so Give me Mulie😍
❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗
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1 Ladka Gutter Me Gir Gaya...
Tabhi 1 Ladki Ki Awaz Aayi
Surf Excel Hena 'Daag Ache Hai'
Boy-Teri Maa Ka Bhosdaaa
Daag Itne Ache Hai To
Niche Whisper Q Lagati Hai 😆😆
❎❎❎❎❎❎❎❎
Lutero ne ladki ke zevar lut
liye.
Log bole:- Shukr karo ki
izzat nahi luti.
Ladk
🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴
Haste Raho mushkurste raho
Bakri 🐐 ki jaan talwar 🔪ke niche.
Ladki 💃 ki jaan salwar 👗 ke niche.
Mat bhago 🏃har kisi k piche.💛
Pyar karo bus usi se,💘 jo kar de APNI chaddi 👙
khushi se niche..👌😆😆😆😆😆
-------------------------
Biology Teacher-Girl's ke SUSU me boys ke SUSU se jyada smel kyu aati h?
Award winning ans....
Santa-kyoki girl's me boys ki tarah niche 2 Odonil ki goliya nhi hoti😂
------------------------
Chintu:-"Papa Aaj se school me 1 period sex education ka b shuru ho gaya h.
Dad:Good,lekin tum NuNNI
Q hila rahe ho?
Chintu : HomeWork diya hai....... 😆😆
________________________
Baap bathroom me fisal kar dhadaam se gira. Haddi toot gayi.
Bete ne poochha: "Kya hua Papa?"
Baap: "Behan ke laude, mutth maar ke paani tho daal diya kr.
😝😝😝😂😂😂😂😂✊💦✊💦✊💦✊💦has mt forword kr market m naya aaya h😃😃😃😃😃😃
BOY: Jaaneman ab tumhe woh hoga jise duniya BACCHA kehti hai..
GIRL:meri CHOOT ke aashiq madrchod ab tumhe wo hoga Jise duniya AIDS kehti hai
😄😄😄😄😄😄
Ek Totla Taxi Driver 3 girls ko le ke jaa raha tha..
.
.
Policewala - Ladkiyon ko le ke kaha ja
rahe ho ?
TOTLA - Chodne !! .
POLICE - Kya bakwas hai ye ?
.
TOTLA - Ek ko park me chodna
hai.. Ek ko ghar pe chodna hai..
Itne me tisri ladki boli kya bakwas kar rahe ho..?
.
TOTLA - Tum chup raho nahi to
tumhe yahi chod dunga...
😂😝😂😝
Vakil- Behnji us raat Kya Hua Tha?
1st usne Muje Giraya?
Fir behnji,
Fir Blous Fada,
Fir Behnji?
Fir Petikot Fada,
Fir Behnji?
Fir Apki Behn Chud gayi vakil sahab.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?
Girl-Apna koi time nhi
Jab dil kare so jati hu, aur jab dil kare uth jati hu.
Boy-notty?
Tu bilkul mere 'LUND' pe gayi he.
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
Saas bahu se -Mere pote ki sakal mere bete jaisi Q nahi?
Bahu apni saree upar kar k tange khol k boli Ye CHUT hai CHUT, 14 megapixel ka digital camera nahi
😛😛😛😛😛😛
Rajnikant ne Vidya Balan Ko cycle pe aage bithaya
Vidya-Rajni mujhe dekh Ke Apka khada nhi hota?
Rajnknt-Pagli Ye Ladies cycle Hai.Pata Hai tu kis Pe baiti hai???:-P
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
: -:Wife 2 Husb:- Tumhe Pyar Karna Nahi Aata
Husb:-To Kya Ye 3 Bachey Internet Se Download Kiye Hain?
WIFE:-Nahi Ye To Dusro Ki PEN DRIVE Se Liya Tha....
😛😛😛😛😛😛
Girls ki Upar ki Sab Cheez 'B' se Shuru hoti hai.
Blouse
Bra
Bikini
B_ _bs
Aur
Niche ki 'P' se...
Peticot
Panty
Period
Pu_ _ y.
Is liye admi ko b.p ki bimari hoti hai😂😂
Has mat 😎forward kar 😉😉
Ekdum naya wala h....😆😆😆
Girl (During sex): Nahi ye galat hai.
Boy: But I Luv U.
G: Fir bhi galat hai.
B: Hum shaadi kar lenge.
G: Bhosdike..... jahan daal raha hai, wo jagah galat hai !
🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶
Teacher: Bachchon batao LOVE kyun acchha hai WAR se ?
Saare students ek saath bole: kyunki condom saste milte hain talwar se.
⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔
Wife computer par kaam karte hue apne pati se boli "Koi achha password batana....?"
Husband: "Lund".
Wife has-has ke chair parse gir padi kyuki computer says "Aapka pasword Chhota Hai..."
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕
Lady: Ek shampoo please.
Shopkeeper: Kya dhona hai?
Lady: Kya matlab kya dhona hai, baal dhone hai aur kya?
Shopkeeper: Head ke baal dhone hai toh HEAD & SHOULDERS aur panty ke baal dhone hai toh PANTENE lelo.
Lady: GARNIER de madarchod. Gand ke baal dhone hai.
♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒
--------------------
😍😍😜 Girl goes on a date.
Woried Mother gives her
Condom.
Girl Laughs n Hugs Mother & Says :Yahi soch to badalni he Maa.
I'm Dating With Julie, so Give me Mulie😍
❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗
--------------
1 Ladka Gutter Me Gir Gaya...
Tabhi 1 Ladki Ki Awaz Aayi
Surf Excel Hena 'Daag Ache Hai'
Boy-Teri Maa Ka Bhosdaaa
Daag Itne Ache Hai To
Niche Whisper Q Lagati Hai 😆😆
❎❎❎❎❎❎❎❎
Lutero ne ladki ke zevar lut
liye.
Log bole:- Shukr karo ki
izzat nahi luti.
Ladk
🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴
Haste Raho mushkurste raho
Bakri 🐐 ki jaan talwar 🔪ke niche.
Ladki 💃 ki jaan salwar 👗 ke niche.
Mat bhago 🏃har kisi k piche.💛
Pyar karo bus usi se,💘 jo kar de APNI chaddi 👙
khushi se niche..👌😆😆😆😆😆
-------------------------
Biology Teacher-Girl's ke SUSU me boys ke SUSU se jyada smel kyu aati h?
Award winning ans....
Santa-kyoki girl's me boys ki tarah niche 2 Odonil ki goliya nhi hoti😂
------------------------
Chintu:-"Papa Aaj se school me 1 period sex education ka b shuru ho gaya h.
Dad:Good,lekin tum NuNNI
Q hila rahe ho?
Chintu : HomeWork diya hai....... 😆😆
________________________
Baap bathroom me fisal kar dhadaam se gira. Haddi toot gayi.
Bete ne poochha: "Kya hua Papa?"
Baap: "Behan ke laude, mutth maar ke paani tho daal diya kr.
😝😝😝😂😂😂😂😂✊💦✊💦✊💦✊💦has mt forword kr market m naya aaya h😃😃😃😃😃😃
