BOY : I want us to be in a relationship. GIRL : Its okay but under one condition. BOY : Which one ?

BOY : I want us to be in a relationship.

GIRL : Its okay but under one condition.

BOY : Which one ?

GIRL : No sex, bcoz am preserving it for my future husband.

BOY : Thats okay, I also have my condition.

GIRL : Which one ?

BOY : No using of my money coz am preserving it for my future wife!!!

GIRL : Lo tum tho serious ho gaye.. Arre I ws kidin jaanu
Boy: Can i Kiss u?

Girl: Condom laye ho?

Boy: kiss k liye condom?

Girl : sharif to aise ban rahe ho
jese kissing k bad Khade "Lund" pe 2014 ka Calender tangoge!! ??