Beta- Main to shaadi diwali pe karunga! | Happy diwali jokes in hindi 2016 | Shadi sms jokes in hindi 2016

Papa- Beta tum shaadi kab karoge??
Beta- Main to shaadi diwali pe karunga!
Papa- Wo kyun??
Beta- Kya pata diwali offer me 1 ke sath 1 free mil jaaye..?!?!?