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Sex kar lene k baad
BOY: Jaaneman ab tumhe woh hoga jise duniya BACCHA kehti hai..
GIRL:meri CHOOT ke aashiq madrchod ab tumhe wo hoga Jise duniya AIDS kehti hai
๐๐๐๐๐๐
Ek Totla Taxi Driver 3 girls ko le ke jaa raha tha..
.
.
Policewala - Ladkiyon ko le ke kaha ja
rahe ho ?
TOTLA - Chodne !! .
POLICE - Kya bakwas hai ye ?
.
TOTLA - Ek ko park me chodna
hai.. Ek ko ghar pe chodna hai..
Itne me tisri ladki boli kya bakwas kar rahe ho..?
.
TOTLA - Tum chup raho nahi to
tumhe yahi chod dunga...
๐๐๐๐
Vakil- Behnji us raat Kya Hua Tha?
1st usne Muje Giraya?
Fir behnji,
Fir Blous Fada,
Fir Behnji?
Fir Petikot Fada,
Fir Behnji?
Fir Apki Behn Chud gayi vakil sahab.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?
Girl-Apna koi time nhi
Jab dil kare so jati hu, aur jab dil kare uth jati hu.
Boy-notty?
Tu bilkul mere 'LUND' pe gayi he.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Saas bahu se -Mere pote ki sakal mere bete jaisi Q nahi?
Bahu apni saree upar kar k tange khol k boli Ye CHUT hai CHUT, 14 megapixel ka digital camera nahi
๐๐๐๐๐๐
Rajnikant ne Vidya Balan Ko cycle pe aage bithaya
Vidya-Rajni mujhe dekh Ke Apka khada nhi hota?
Rajnknt-Pagli Ye Ladies cycle Hai.Pata Hai tu kis Pe baiti hai???:-P
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
: -:Wife 2 Husb:- Tumhe Pyar Karna Nahi Aata
Husb:-To Kya Ye 3 Bachey Internet Se Download Kiye Hain?
WIFE:-Nahi Ye To Dusro Ki PEN DRIVE Se Liya Tha....
๐๐๐๐๐๐
Girls ki Upar ki Sab Cheez 'B' se Shuru hoti hai.
Blouse
Bra
Bikini
B_ _bs
Aur
Niche ki 'P' se...
Peticot
Panty
Period
Pu_ _ y.
Is liye admi ko b.p ki bimari hoti hai๐๐
Has mat ๐forward kar ๐๐
Ekdum naya wala h....๐๐๐
Girl (During sex): Nahi ye galat hai.
Boy: But I Luv U.
G: Fir bhi galat hai.
B: Hum shaadi kar lenge.
G: Bhosdike..... jahan daal raha hai, wo jagah galat hai !
๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ
Teacher: Bachchon batao LOVE kyun acchha hai WAR se ?
Saare students ek saath bole: kyunki condom saste milte hain talwar se.
⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔
Wife computer par kaam karte hue apne pati se boli "Koi achha password batana....?"
Husband: "Lund".
Wife has-has ke chair parse gir padi kyuki computer says "Aapka pasword Chhota Hai..."
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕
Lady: Ek shampoo please.
Shopkeeper: Kya dhona hai?
Lady: Kya matlab kya dhona hai, baal dhone hai aur kya?
Shopkeeper: Head ke baal dhone hai toh HEAD & SHOULDERS aur panty ke baal dhone hai toh PANTENE lelo.
Lady: GARNIER de madarchod. Gand ke baal dhone hai.
♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒
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๐๐๐ Girl goes on a date.
Woried Mother gives her
Condom.
Girl Laughs n Hugs Mother & Says :Yahi soch to badalni he Maa.
I'm Dating With Julie, so Give me Mulie๐
❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗
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1 Ladka Gutter Me Gir Gaya...
Tabhi 1 Ladki Ki Awaz Aayi
Surf Excel Hena 'Daag Ache Hai'
Boy-Teri Maa Ka Bhosdaaa
Daag Itne Ache Hai To
Niche Whisper Q Lagati Hai ๐๐
❎❎❎❎❎❎❎❎
Lutero ne ladki ke zevar lut
liye.
Log bole:- Shukr karo ki
izzat nahi luti.
Ladk
๐ด๐ด๐ด๐ด๐ด๐ด
Haste Raho mushkurste raho
Bakri ๐ ki jaan talwar ๐ชke niche.
Ladki ๐ ki jaan salwar ๐ ke niche.
Mat bhago ๐har kisi k piche.๐
Pyar karo bus usi se,๐ jo kar de APNI chaddi ๐
khushi se niche..๐๐๐๐๐๐
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Biology Teacher-Girl's ke SUSU me boys ke SUSU se jyada smel kyu aati h?
Award winning ans....
Santa-kyoki girl's me boys ki tarah niche 2 Odonil ki goliya nhi hoti๐
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Chintu:-"Papa Aaj se school me 1 period sex education ka b shuru ho gaya h.
Dad:Good,lekin tum NuNNI
Q hila rahe ho?
Chintu : HomeWork diya hai....... ๐๐
________________________
Baap bathroom me fisal kar dhadaam se gira. Haddi toot gayi.
Bete ne poochha: "Kya hua Papa?"
Baap: "Behan ke laude, mutth maar ke paani tho daal diya kr.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐✊๐ฆ✊๐ฆ✊๐ฆ✊๐ฆhas mt forword kr market m naya aaya h๐๐๐๐๐๐
BOY: Jaaneman ab tumhe woh hoga jise duniya BACCHA kehti hai..
GIRL:meri CHOOT ke aashiq madrchod ab tumhe wo hoga Jise duniya AIDS kehti hai
๐๐๐๐๐๐
Ek Totla Taxi Driver 3 girls ko le ke jaa raha tha..
.
.
Policewala - Ladkiyon ko le ke kaha ja
rahe ho ?
TOTLA - Chodne !! .
POLICE - Kya bakwas hai ye ?
.
TOTLA - Ek ko park me chodna
hai.. Ek ko ghar pe chodna hai..
Itne me tisri ladki boli kya bakwas kar rahe ho..?
.
TOTLA - Tum chup raho nahi to
tumhe yahi chod dunga...
๐๐๐๐
Vakil- Behnji us raat Kya Hua Tha?
1st usne Muje Giraya?
Fir behnji,
Fir Blous Fada,
Fir Behnji?
Fir Petikot Fada,
Fir Behnji?
Fir Apki Behn Chud gayi vakil sahab.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?
Girl-Apna koi time nhi
Jab dil kare so jati hu, aur jab dil kare uth jati hu.
Boy-notty?
Tu bilkul mere 'LUND' pe gayi he.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Saas bahu se -Mere pote ki sakal mere bete jaisi Q nahi?
Bahu apni saree upar kar k tange khol k boli Ye CHUT hai CHUT, 14 megapixel ka digital camera nahi
๐๐๐๐๐๐
Rajnikant ne Vidya Balan Ko cycle pe aage bithaya
Vidya-Rajni mujhe dekh Ke Apka khada nhi hota?
Rajnknt-Pagli Ye Ladies cycle Hai.Pata Hai tu kis Pe baiti hai???:-P
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
: -:Wife 2 Husb:- Tumhe Pyar Karna Nahi Aata
Husb:-To Kya Ye 3 Bachey Internet Se Download Kiye Hain?
WIFE:-Nahi Ye To Dusro Ki PEN DRIVE Se Liya Tha....
๐๐๐๐๐๐
Girls ki Upar ki Sab Cheez 'B' se Shuru hoti hai.
Blouse
Bra
Bikini
B_ _bs
Aur
Niche ki 'P' se...
Peticot
Panty
Period
Pu_ _ y.
Is liye admi ko b.p ki bimari hoti hai๐๐
Has mat ๐forward kar ๐๐
Ekdum naya wala h....๐๐๐
Girl (During sex): Nahi ye galat hai.
Boy: But I Luv U.
G: Fir bhi galat hai.
B: Hum shaadi kar lenge.
G: Bhosdike..... jahan daal raha hai, wo jagah galat hai !
๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ
Teacher: Bachchon batao LOVE kyun acchha hai WAR se ?
Saare students ek saath bole: kyunki condom saste milte hain talwar se.
⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔
Wife computer par kaam karte hue apne pati se boli "Koi achha password batana....?"
Husband: "Lund".
Wife has-has ke chair parse gir padi kyuki computer says "Aapka pasword Chhota Hai..."
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕
Lady: Ek shampoo please.
Shopkeeper: Kya dhona hai?
Lady: Kya matlab kya dhona hai, baal dhone hai aur kya?
Shopkeeper: Head ke baal dhone hai toh HEAD & SHOULDERS aur panty ke baal dhone hai toh PANTENE lelo.
Lady: GARNIER de madarchod. Gand ke baal dhone hai.
♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒
--------------------
๐๐๐ Girl goes on a date.
Woried Mother gives her
Condom.
Girl Laughs n Hugs Mother & Says :Yahi soch to badalni he Maa.
I'm Dating With Julie, so Give me Mulie๐
❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗
--------------
1 Ladka Gutter Me Gir Gaya...
Tabhi 1 Ladki Ki Awaz Aayi
Surf Excel Hena 'Daag Ache Hai'
Boy-Teri Maa Ka Bhosdaaa
Daag Itne Ache Hai To
Niche Whisper Q Lagati Hai ๐๐
❎❎❎❎❎❎❎❎
Lutero ne ladki ke zevar lut
liye.
Log bole:- Shukr karo ki
izzat nahi luti.
Ladk
๐ด๐ด๐ด๐ด๐ด๐ด
Haste Raho mushkurste raho
Bakri ๐ ki jaan talwar ๐ชke niche.
Ladki ๐ ki jaan salwar ๐ ke niche.
Mat bhago ๐har kisi k piche.๐
Pyar karo bus usi se,๐ jo kar de APNI chaddi ๐
khushi se niche..๐๐๐๐๐๐
-------------------------
Biology Teacher-Girl's ke SUSU me boys ke SUSU se jyada smel kyu aati h?
Award winning ans....
Santa-kyoki girl's me boys ki tarah niche 2 Odonil ki goliya nhi hoti๐
------------------------
Chintu:-"Papa Aaj se school me 1 period sex education ka b shuru ho gaya h.
Dad:Good,lekin tum NuNNI
Q hila rahe ho?
Chintu : HomeWork diya hai....... ๐๐
________________________
Baap bathroom me fisal kar dhadaam se gira. Haddi toot gayi.
Bete ne poochha: "Kya hua Papa?"
Baap: "Behan ke laude, mutth maar ke paani tho daal diya kr.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐✊๐ฆ✊๐ฆ✊๐ฆ✊๐ฆhas mt forword kr market m naya aaya h๐๐๐๐๐๐
