10 funny and latest jokes in hindi. teacher and pappu jokes, mom and pappu jokes, father amd pappu jokes, salesman and pappu jokes, sonakshi sinha jokes, pandit and air hostess jokes etc

Height of guessing an answer......
Teacher - who was chandra gupta morya.
Pappu - he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya....😂😂😂
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Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5
Girl: wow..... Konsi company ka???
Boy(😡): ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun...😂😂😂
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Ek dum latest....
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👸Air hostes to Pandit: Sir,kya lenge?
👴Pandit-Puri,sabji,khir aur laddu.
👸Air hostess-Sir,aapkingfisher k plane me baithe hai,Vijay malya k shraadh me nahi...📖📖📖😄😃😀😜
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Sonakshi Sinha knocks on Pappu's door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai??
Pappu: Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me poochegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!!
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Pappu to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya"..
Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8..fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mainu ki padaeygi..😝😝😛😛
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Mom to Children :- Jo meri baat maanega aur muze ulta jawab nahi dega, usko main Gift dungi
Children :- Lo kar lo baat is tarah to saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge ...
😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
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Sir: Define Energy ?
Pappu : Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.
Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Pappu : "and this is called Energy......"
😖😜😉😁😃😄😓
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Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?
Pappu: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!
Salesman Fainted 😝😝😝🎸🎸
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